failureisntfallingdown:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

nicotinerampage:

likeatolarboss:

geekofnature:

lazylinh:

I remember when I came out of the closet and told my parents I was Chinese. They’ve never looked at me the same way ever again,

That awkward moment when you realize that you’re Chinese. 

“Mom, Dad…I’m Chinese”

“I was born chinese”

“no! the bible says adam and eve not Adam and Ling-Ling!”

adam and eve not adam and ling ling omg

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the world today is full of idiots

(Source: teruprince)

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?

Wow can I see a before and after pic?
and uh whats the official tumblr diet?

ill try it out after u show me what it is! 

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